Southern Fried Baptists
My wife told me after attending her first annual meeting of the SBC that I WILL NOT look like some of the many pastors she saw in attendance. You know, the guys with the gut so large that their grease-stained ties end up only half-way down their rotund torso. Check out the stories linked below for why Southern Baptists are fat.
Okay, after reading that I am glad for my husband’s unchanging weight. I’ll stop trying to make him gain more. No more apple pies.