THE CAPRANICA

I began the day with a serious ode to Mom - I finish with a funny:

HT: Adrian Warnock

I learned some great theology today.  God get’s pleasure when I’m a doofus.  I am regularly a doofus and find myself mourning over my doofus-hood often.  I find no real lasting pleasure when I do doofus things.  I hate my doofus activities.  But, God’s enjoys it.

Watch the video at the end of Denny Burk’s good [...]

A must read of theological pick-up lines, guaranteed to keep you lonely!

Mike Patton’s 20 Top Theological Pick-up Lines NOT to Use « SoCal Theologica: Theological Musings from the West Coast

Ok - I missed this video when it was originally posted.  How could I?!  I’m not even sure what to say about my good blogger buddy, SKH, after watching this, other than, please preach more than sing and make music videos.

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So far, no one’s going to hell. Literally.

Who on earth would pay $1 million for hell? - Yahoo! News

I watch this one and start shouting ‘Amen!’  ‘Preach it . . .” etc., like an independent Baptist.

Confessions of a Pastor: York Counseling Methodology

Do you drink coffee?  I can’t stop - this explains . . .

YouTube - My New Addiction???

(HT:  Thirsty Theologian)

MUST SEE TV!!  Should a pastor be a man of violence?  Being from Texas, I got a bit nostalgic as I watched this little clip.  Thanks Fred Butler for directing us to this incredible display of spiritual bravado:
Hip and Thigh: Preachers and Guns

A must read!
Foxe’s Book of Martyrs: 2006 American Edition

My good friend and fellow church member, Justin Peters, has produced an exquisite exposition of a famed passage of Americana, namely, the old Southern hymn, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia.”  As a new and ever improving Bible study teacher, and with this depth of exegetical insight, can you imagine what Justin can do with [...]

Can you say you’ve had this much fun?
Phil Johnson recently put up a post regarding the amazing pulpit at Grace Community Church: the headquarters of John MacArthur’s amazing pulpit ministry. It brought back many memories, especially this one, which I posted in the comment thread over at “Pulpit Live.”

I think I can say this now, [...]

Funny and Extreme Videos - Evolution of Dance - Funny Video Clip - KillSomeTime.com
The history of humiliating oneself.

Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M - Yahoo! News
I went to public school in the days when teachers could whip the snot out of you for poor behavior. And let me tell you. After elementary school, I had little snot left in me. I’m all for going back to “swats,” [...]

Lamb sacrifice in vain - Yahoo! News
Football players praying and pointing skyward in the end zone after a touch down has been sometimes cute but more often annoying. Giving God glory for a touch down - well - that’s another post. Amazingly, some soccer fans have gone way beyond end-zone prayers. The [...]

Manila Drive: The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism
This is funny!  Would be funnier if it were not so accurate.
HT:  Paleoevangelical

Confessions of a Pastor: Have you ever laughed when you shouldn’t?
I have had one class with Dr. York and was exposed to his great sense of humor only for the span of five days.  Oh that it could have been more.  I needed this laugh today.  It’s so funny because it’s happened to all of [...]

If you have not seen Mrs. Benny Hinn’s excessive pulpit actitivy, this video clip is absolute must see TV! I think she might be on “The Excessive Pill.”
HT: Between Two Worlds, Justin Taylor

The definition of a fundamentalist: too little fun, too much damn and not much mental:
According to this little quiz, I are one:

You scored as Fundamentalist. Fundamentalism represents a movement in opposition to Modernism, stressing the highest importance on foundational religious tradition. Science has brought on corruption of society. God is real and is watching. Scripture [...]